26.1.11

BJJ vs Catch Wrestling

This goes out to all you wonderful practitioners of the Arte Suave: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

To those who spend hours every week working on NOT using strength and on searching for leverage points in every position and transition like they hold the key to eternal youth and happiness.

To all you who go for the collar choke from closed guard then intelligently switch to the armbar when your choke is defended. You know who you are. You are smirking as you read this my brothers and sisters.

To all you who have been stuck in a tight hugging side control (with no submission or mounting attempts) by a wrestler who outweighs you by 15-20 kg for the whole 4 minute round, leaving you with a loud "What the Fuck was the point of that?!"

To all you who have had to crank an armbar past your moral threshold just to fucking prove that you own that douche-bag's arm.

To all you who have survived countless maulings by the big, strong and forever unskilled beast using skill, technique and an indomitable spirit.

To you all, I dedicate this silly cartoon:



I ripped this shamelessly from a chart called "Dear Parents..." I hope it brought an innocent smile to your face. If it did, please share it on Twitter, Facebook or even print it and tape it to the inside of local phonebooths.

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7 comments:

A.D. McClish said...

HAHAHAHA That is freaking awesome.

The Part Time Grappler said...

haha I'm glad it's being taken in the intended spirit :)

Feel free to spread it on Facebook and Twitter :)

The Part Time Grappler said...

Have you seen the original one too? That one really tickled me coz I'm quite dense about computers :D

Georgette said...

Nice work :)

The Part Time Grappler said...

(humbly bows)

Megan said...

lol...love it...

The Part Time Grappler said...

This is getting much more ation than I thought it would :D

Please feel free to share it around with the Twitter and Facebook button :)